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	<title>Desty Online -- Online and Offline Businesses, Online Marketing &#187; Humor</title>
	<link>http://www.destyonline.com</link>
	<description>Bringing offline business practices online.  Turning bloggers into Businessmen.</description>
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		<title>Man Vs Bear &#8212; Winner Takes All</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Desty</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I remembered seeing this commercial a few years ago.  Not only because it was funny, but I was drinking a Coke at the time.  Nothing is as painful was snorting coke out your nose.  This has my vote for funniest, most creative commercial of all time!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remembered seeing this commercial a few years ago.  Not only because it was funny, but I was drinking a Coke at the time.  Nothing is as painful was snorting coke out your nose.  This has my vote for funniest, most creative commercial of all time!</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s With All This Beer???</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Desty</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everywhere I go, well, almost everywhere I go, I see people asking for donations on blogs in the form of &#8216;if you liked his post, buy me a beer.&#8217; Too many people have their priorities out of wack! Have you seen the price of fuel these days? Hello???
So if you read an article of mine [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everywhere I go, well, almost everywhere I go, I see people asking for donations on blogs in the form of &#8216;if you liked his post, buy me a beer.&#8217; Too many people have their priorities out of wack! Have you seen the price of fuel these days? Hello???</p>
<p>So if you read an article of mine and you were entertained or learned something, if you would, please consider buying me a gallon of gas for my daily commutte. I drive 62 miles, round trip, per day, 5 days per week. Gas is around $3 per gallon here and I have to fill up every 4 days.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&#038;business=desty_1@yahoo.com&amp;amp;amp;amount=&#038;return=&amp;item_name=If+you+liked+this+post,+buy+me+a+gallon+of+gas"><span style="font-size:85%;">If you liked this post, please buy me a gallon of gas.</span></a></p>
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		<title>Panda Sneeze &#8212; My Oldest Jumped a Foot in the Air!</title>
		<link>http://www.destyonline.com/panda-sneeze-my-oldest-jumped-a-foot-in-the-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Desty</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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Ever see a Panda sneeze?
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<p>Ever see a Panda sneeze?</p>
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